Tuesday, January 3, 2012

CORNFIELDS 1-3-12

(A Hodgepodge of Truth & Humor...To 'Brighten' Your Day.)
"Do Elves have to learn the Elfabet?" Ellie asked...."If they do, I could teach them."

'Ellie's ROBOT KITTY has 'Nerves of Steel'," Laddy said..."Just like Superman!!"

"I saw a basketball team having breakfast at DUNKIN' DONUTS," Rick said..."They were really Slammin' them down!!" lol

"Self-Improvement ain't much if you're just trying to look better yourself," Judy said..."But if you're trying to make others look better, it's a win-win situation, she winked.

"Did you hear the one about the pizza?" Moonbeam asked, and before I could answer, she said, "Nevermind...You'd just try to top it!"...Give me a break!! lol

"Tell me....Those are the two best words to use in a conversation," Jack said..."It's amazing what kind of answers I get with those two words," he laffed.

"It now takes me three days to not do what it usta take me one day not to do," Frank deadpanned....Come again!!!

Dentist: A person that puts two instruments and a hand in your mouth...And then asks you a question...(Ain't that right Bill Cosby??? lol)

Unhoppy: A Frog with no legs...lol

Welcome Mat: NOT YOU AGAIN

Church Sign: COME TO MY HOUSE BEFORE THE GAME...God

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