Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Cornfields 1-10-12

HA! HA! HA! HA!...HEY! THAT'S TRUE!!!! LOL

HI PARDNER,HOPE YOU ENJOY CORNFIELDS...WOULD ENJOY FEEDBACK! THANKS! Corn
Cornfields for 1-10-12...Some True...Some Funny...You Decide Which....
"People that gossip usually end up in their own 'mouth trap'," my dentist said, as I was trying to talk with her pick & 'tongue prod' in my mouth. "Ouch!"
SMILE....It's the Badge of Contentment.

"Three may keep a 'secret', said Ben Franklin...."If two of them are dead."

Sign at a Service Station: CAPPUCINO AND HOT CHOCOLATE KEROSENE...(YUM!)

"Man's mind, once s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-d by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. Oliver Wendell Holmes...(Apologies to Oliver for stretching 'stretched')...lol

Jack said he heard about a 'Skeleton' that went to the movies alone..."He couldn't find 'No Body' to go with him!" he laffed.

"I'll promise you this," Rick said..."If you'll be too busy to worry in the daytime, you'll be too 'tired' to worry at night."...(Might try this!!) lol

" a Smile is mightier than a Grin," Moonbeam beamed...

"Keep on Beefing," Judy told her Hubby...."And you just might end up in the Stew!"...(Now that's Food for Thought!...LOL)

Frank was telling me about a man that was taking Census in a rural mountain community. He stopped at one house off the beaten path, knocked on the door, and a young boy answered..."May I see your mother?" the man asked...The boy answered, "She's in the Asylum."...."Well, asked the man, "May I see your Father?"..."He's in Jail," said the boy...."Well, how about a brother or sister?" asked the man..."I have one of each," said the boy..."My sister's in Reform School, and my brother's in Harvard."......"Harvard?" said the man..."What's he studying?"....The boy answered, "He ain't studying nothin' mister...They're Studying Him!!!!"

Do not revile the king, even in your thoughts, or curse the rich in your bedroom, because the bird of the air may carry your words, and a bird on the wind may report what you say. Ecclesiastes 10:20

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