Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Cornfields for December 6, 2011

" If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has 'Zero' Calories," Betty beamed- "Everyone knows that the first cookie is 'the test'...and thus calorie free!" (Hoping this is also true for the heaping spoonfuls of Fudge I saved from the dishwater!) lol

"There are 25 million overweight people in America," Rick stated...."In 'Round' figures!"

Bob said his Grandfather was hard of hearing and had to 'read' lips..."It wouldn't be so bad, but he uses a yellow highlighter!"

Preacher Mark was once a dairy farmer before he heard the call....And now he 'Calls' the Herd!"....

'Thanks to Tai Chi, I now feel overly qualified to defend myself against an army of Slow Motion Ninjas," Jack said, with a slow- motion Karate chop....

Breaking News: The Deer head over the fireplace at Exit 7 Cracker Barrel now has a 'Red Nose'.....( Can Santa be fire behind?....Just sayin')

Sign in a Kitchen: A MESSY KITCHEN IS A HAPPY KITCHEN AND THIS ONE IS DELERIOUS

Sign in a store: PRE-AFTER CHRISTMAS SALE

" Toys are High Tech...Perhaps too High Tech," Debbie said..."I picked up one doll and it yelled 'Mommy'!...The one next to it yelled 'SECURITY'!....And the store went on 'LOCK DOWN'!"

More important than our Ability, is our Availability and Reliability," Coach challenged.

Golden Oldie Observation: Old age isn't the 'only' thing that comes without effort....Fat Cells for instance! lol....I herd thet!

Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us. Matthew 1:23

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, you were working early this morning! Good job again! Sheila

Mae Broyles said...

Love the diversity! A little bit of this and a little bit of that~