CORNFIELDS for December 13, 2011....

Ellie told Elf on the Shelf to tell Santa she'd been 'Really Good' lately....I have no doubt!

"It takes 73 muscles to frown, and only 14 to smile," Preacher Mark said- "No wonder grouchy people are always tired!" he laughed.

Christmas Wish: YULE LAFF YOURSELF SILLY...

"Christmas always worries me," Frank said..."My wife always gives me presents I can't afford." lol

"Last Christmas was a White Christmas sure nuff, Jack said..."When I saw the bill, the blood drained out of my face completely!"

Motel Sign: CLEAN ROOMS LOW RATS

Newspaper Ad: Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house...
Not a creature was stirring-
Not even a mouse.
(Atlas Exterminating Company)

Modern day policeman: "I don't care what star you're following...GET THOSE CAMELS OFF THE HIGHWAY!" lol

"I've come to realize I'm a 'much more forgiving person' than my wife," Mike said..."When I say or do something stupid, I forgive myself 'Way Before She Does' !! (I heard that!)

Bumper Sticker: R U READY TO FACE the BOOK or TWITTER in HELL...

"Do what gets you so excited you can't sit still," Coach said- "No dream is is impossible...If it really gives meaning!"

And you shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name Jesus, for He shall save His people from their sins. Matthew 1:21