Bullet bill is embarrassed. The silly putty his daughter received for Christmas has outsmarted him!
Americans spent more money on doctors last year than ever before . . . and it's working . . . more doctors are feeling better.
When I told Aunt Mary that they were using alligators to make handbags and shoes, she said, "Ain't it amazing what they can get animals to do nowadays?!"
Granny Ruth said she was getting really good at opening childproof caps . . . with a hammer!
Henry said he heard that some idiot had been calling members of Weight Watchers and Tops late at night . . . and whispering words like 'Big Mac', 'banana cream pie' and 'chocolate milk shake'.
Wacky Headline: STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE.
"My wife is a magnetic woman", Tobe said. "Everything she picks up, she charges."
Sign Outside Church: Preacher Parking Only (You Park . . . You Preach!)
Golden Oldie Observation: A hundred years ago, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success. In 2008, it takes a roof, deck, pool and a 2-car garage . . . and that's just the vacation home!!
2 comments:
Larry, I had a similar incident happen to me with the red hot candy. The hot stuff almost blistered my mouth. I never indulged again.
Loved your New Years wish. Wow, if all that could just come true how nice it would be. Yeah!!!!!
Liz and Clancy Mullins
Larry enjoyed your latest comments.
Lis Mullins
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