Thursday, January 17, 2008

Cornfields January 10, 2008

"Some people refer to our dental office as a filling station", Janet said.  --Recently, a fellow came rushing in, pointed to his mouth and shouted, 'Fill 'er up'!"


"If at first I don't succeed", Henry said --"I go ahead and do it the way my wife told me."


Sign at a Tire Store:  OUR TIRES GIVE GREAT TRACTION . . . WE SKID YOU NOT!!


Chef's Surprise:  He didn't wash his hands!


"When a man gets too big for his britches . . . his hat doesn't fit either!" Granny Ruth laughed.


Kindness:  a language that the deaf can hear, and the blind can see.


"I don't know how we're going to get along without you", said the boss.  --"But come Monday morning . . . we're going to try!"


My doctor told me that jogging would add years to my life", George said.  "He was right . . . I feel ten years older already!"


Mountain Saying:  Learn to sit on an apple box . . . 'til you can afford a chair.

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