"If at first I don't succeed", Henry said --"I go ahead and do it the way my wife told me."
Sign at a Tire Store: OUR TIRES GIVE GREAT TRACTION . . . WE SKID YOU NOT!!
Chef's Surprise: He didn't wash his hands!
"When a man gets too big for his britches . . . his hat doesn't fit either!" Granny Ruth laughed.
Kindness: a language that the deaf can hear, and the blind can see.
"I don't know how we're going to get along without you", said the boss. --"But come Monday morning . . . we're going to try!"
My doctor told me that jogging would add years to my life", George said. "He was right . . . I feel ten years older already!"
Mountain Saying: Learn to sit on an apple box . . . 'til you can afford a chair.
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