Cornfields January 17, 2008

"Let's go out in the cornfield and I'll kiss you between the ears", Frank told his wife recently.

Grandpa said he once had a rooster that was so lazy it would wait for the other roosters to crow . . . and then it would just nod.

"Football has affected our entire family's lifestyle", coach said.  "Our kids can't go to bed without a two minute warning."

"People who fly into a rage always have a rough landing", Granny Ruth said.

I told Henry that I'd heard that women would rule the world by 2050.   His reply:  "Still?"

Reportedly, the president met with his cabinet today.  He also spoke with a bookcase . . . and met with a chest of drawers.

Sign At A Procrastinator's Club:  DON'T JUST DO SOMETHING . . . STAND THERE.

When my wife has an accident it's never fault.  Last Monday a building backed into her.

When eating out recently, I ordered the house salad.  It had bits of wood and brick in it.

"Don't magnify your problem", said Preacher Mike.  "Magnify your God!"

Golden Oldie Observation:  I'm a walking storeroom of facts.  --I've just misplaced the storeroom.