Day 26 in 26 Days of Alphabetical Valentining...Z WordZ...

ZELL, there's ZERO days left, ZO I would just like to ZANK all my ZILLIONS of ValentineZ who have faithfully followed all 26 postZ by giving each of you an all expenZes paid trip to ZURICH, Switzerland... 

Plus a yearZ supply of SWIZZ CHEEZE WHIZ...

To take advantage of this one-time BonanZa, ZIMPLY ZEND $100 to me in a SASE & Z will take care of ZE rest my Happy Valentine!

YeZ, ZURE Ship haZ come in my ZILLY Friend!