MY DIETER'S PSALM....
My Weight is my Shepherd...
I shall not want Lo-Cal Foods...
It maketh me to munch on Potato Chips & Bean Dip...
It leadeth me into 31 Flavors...
It leadeth me in the path of cream puffs in Bakeries.
Yea,though I walk through the Valley of Weight Watcher's, I will fear No Skimmed Milk,For my Appetite is with me...
My Hostess, Twinkies, Ding Dongs, & Little Debbies....They Comfort me....Yea! Surely I could eat the wheels off a Little Debbie Truck...They annointeth my body with Calories....My Scale Tippeth Over...Surely Chubbiness & Contentment shall follow me all the days of my life....AND I SHALL DWELL IN THE HOUSE OF MRS. FIELDS COOKIES....FOREVER! LOL
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