Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Cornfields Dec. 27, 2007

"I'm sure glad I received a calendar for Christmas", Frank said. "Maybe I'll be able to pay for my wife's 'stuff on time!"

"The birth of Christ brought God to man" - " But the death of Christ brought man to God", Preacher Mike said.

"A wise man is like a tack", Henry said. "Sharp...and pointed in the right direction!:

Flu Season: Hoarse and buggy days.

"A little nonsense wakes up the brain cells", Bullet Bill said, cracking another joke.

"A grouch is a fellow who spreads cheer wherever he doesn't go" Jack said as he was leaving.

Mummies: Egyptians pressed for time.

Aunt Mary said she almost hit a deer that failed to yield the right of way. -"Had a red nose too!" she added.

Golden Oldie Observation: My favorite song is Auld Lang Syne (Old English for come in out of the cold and hang out awhile and sing)

2 comments:

Liz Mullins said...

Larry, let me be the first to congratulate you on your new website. I am pleased and impressed with what I saw. I am looking forward to new additions. Keep up the good work. I enjoy your poems and stories.

Liz and Clancy Mullins

Dr. Jan said...

Larry, I am impressed with your cutting edge internet knowledge!! Now you have a blog...awesome. I loved all the stories and hope to be a regular. What a great start to the new year.