"There are no Stop Signs, Exits, Speed Limits . . . or Speed Traps . . . when going the 'Extra' Mile, Rick noted...."Pedal to the Medal!"
"There's only one thing worse than an expert . . . that's someone who 'Thinks' they're an Expert!" Jack said expertly.
It has now been confirmed, as reported by the Food Network, that people who eat their vegetables faithfully . . . for at least 85 years . . . WILL NOT DIE YOUNG! LOL . . . (Carrot Cake is at the top of my list!)
"According to the latest statistics, there are 75 million people who aren't working, Randy said. --"Millions more . . . if you count the ones with jobs!" he laughed.
Hypocrite: Funeral Director trying to look sad at a $50,000 funeral.
Past due notice from an attorney: THIS BILL IS A YEAR OLD! --Note from client: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
"Fear . . . I'll tell you what fear is", Roger said --"Fear is being stuck in traffic after you just had two cups of coffee and a bran muffin.!"
APESPEAK:
Said an ape
as he swung by his tail
to his offspring, both female and male
from your offspring my dears
in a couple of years
may evolve . . .
a professor at Yale.
"I may not always return the affection of those that like me . . . but let me say this: I always admire their 'Good' Judgment!" Frank laughed.
"When I told my wife I was trying to 'plan ahead', she said "You need to! The one you've got is empty!" (One of these days! LOL)
Golden Oldie Observation: When an oyster gets irritated, it makes a pearl. Wouldn't it be wonderful if we produced a pearl when we get irritated? . . . A pearl of patience,perhaps....LOL!
Hey! you survived Black Friday & Cyber Monday.....So have a Great Week!
